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      本人张小岢,男,身高191cm,成都人。自我识别为一个科学与军事气息浓郁的拥有事业进取精神及巨型联合大企业开创激情的“零前维度奇点智力”雅邪派学术型直男,同时是一个极具艺术才华和骑士风度的进攻性绅士。极度狂迷于科技、电影、军事、金融、航空航天、宇宙探索、科学与艺术及一切推向无限精彩酷炫之能事。自幼性情乖僻,为人狂放不羁但善良率真。小时候因为长得太像女孩儿,经常被人欺负(例如被高年级男生不允许我进男厕所)。即便这样,我打过人,也被人打过。小学阶段学习成绩很好,后来开始着迷于恶搞同学并每天三次诡异的笑,被送了”张三疯“的雅号(成都市泡桐树小学 1996届三班)。中学时代,我的性情愈发诡谲,虽然学习成绩稀撇(成都话的“糟糕透顶“)- 英语考试几乎从来不及格(纵然语感天生还不错)、除了物理成绩始终名列前茅,但大家都很喜欢我(四川大学附属中学即四川省成都市第十二中学 初1999届一班)。高中阶段,学习成绩一如既往的差,只是随着时间的推移,我已然怪异的性情转变得更加离奇爆发到令人瞠目结舌的新高度了。后来因为思维和正常人差异太大,而且实在是太胖,被同学取了一个标识性的平行名字- “岢变”四川大学附属中学即四川省成都市第十二中学 高2002届三班)。之后因为高考成绩稀撇(成都话的“糟糕透顶”)考不上任何大学,不得不出国留学。在澳大利亚上悉尼大学的预科期间,我快速并彻底地逆转了较于在国内长期的差生身份,成功地以全校第二名的分数进入悉尼大学(第一名是我在悉尼多年的室友及至今的好友)。我学士学位在悉尼大学主修认知心理学(物理及数学作为二级课程);此后在悉尼大学金融专业硕士“事实上等同于毕业”的肄业。在整个出国留学时期,我的“情况”一发不可收拾- 完全被桀骜不逊、放纵不羁的纯粹自由主义精神及对一切事物无法抑制的狂热激情所劫持。回国以后至今,情况变得无法用现有人类语言和词汇来描述,持续进行并追求着我的“岢变事业”(在今天公司话语环境下,借用了这一从高中时代一直沿用至今的名号)。鉴于我异想天开的搞笑风格及几乎“一切皆可玩、一切皆可逗”的心态和脾性,朋友们都认为我特别好耍(成都话的“好玩儿”),是一个活宝、开心果、可爱多。我始终自通电自激发地怀着极其巨大的能量和活力,“津津有味”地扩展自身的认知维度并增进认知深度,立志发展着我展望中作为“零前维度奇点”的超(越)国家超(越)产业之ZCAE联合企业帝国,即-   张小岢朋友们先进能力发展局暨中国国际集团联合体融合企业事件无限责任实体(详细业务范畴会在之后的ZB文章里有所涉及)。通过持续的连串协同增效及多方力量聚合倍增,我将和我的朋友们以及其他地球人,一起加速人类的未来,重塑宇宙的架构。我将最终带领人类携手进入更加光辉的黎明,直至刺破"穹顶",进入"超域",在多维宇宙和多维世界间跳跃穿梭("老子想去哪儿就去哪儿,哪个都管不到“),跨入崭新的地平线,享受完全未开垦的美丽新世界,...纯粹狂喜


      I, Xiaoke Zhang, man, 191cm tall, Chengduer. Self-recognition as a science and military aura-enriched enterprising spirit possessed and giant conglomerate launching passion filled "pre-zero dimension singularity intellect" elegantly dangerous academic straight man with high artistic flair while simultaneously being a chivalry-characterized aggressive gentleman. Extreme fanatic in technologies, films, military, finance, aerospace, universe exploration, science and art together with all invigorating and thrilling things pushing to the limitless excitement and splendor.  Born as an offbeat singular existence, with extravaganza personality but kindhearted and candid. Due to girl look in young age, being persistently bullied (e.g. being barred from entering male toilet by senior schoolboys). With this being said, I fought with them, sometimes beating, sometimes beaten. My academic achievement was excellent during primary schooling, later on given the fact that I became obsessed with making fun of other classmates while being caught laughing weirdly three times a day, I was artfully dubbed as-"The Crazy Three Zhang" (Chengdu Paotongshu Primary School, Class 3, Year 1996). During secondary schooling, my idiosyncratic temperaments went increasingly peculiar, notwithstanding my "Xipie" (Chengdu dialect of "dreadfully terrible") scholastic performance- almost never passed English exams (even if good language sense being naturally endowed) with the only exception of physics results which are always among the top-tier, all my classmates are fond of me (junior high schooling in The Middle School Attached to Sichuan University namely No.12 Middle School, Chengdu Sichuan, Class 1, Year 1999). During senior high school period, my scholastic attainment was as bad as always, however along the time progresses, my already oddity-salted idiosyncrasies transitioned to be significantly quirkier exploding to an awestruck new level of eccentricity. Because of my categorically-deviated cognition against my fellowmen and massively overweight problem (senior high schooling also in The Middle School Attached to Sichuan University namely No.12 Middle School, Chengdu Sichuan, Class 3, Year 2002), one identifying parallel signature was conferred to me- "Mutant Ke (or KeX in business parlance)". As my "Gaokao" (college entrance exam) result was "Xipie" (Chengdu dialect of "dreadfully terrible"), I could't be admitted for any Chinese univeristy but only resorting tertiary education abroad. During the Sydney University foundation program period in Australia, I swiftly and radically reversed my longstanding bad student status as in China, and succeeded the entry into Sydney University with the second highest score (the highest score achiever was my many years' roommate in Sydney and good friend till now) . For my bachelor degree in Sydney University I majored in cognitive psychology (with physics and mathematics as secondary courses); de facto master degree in finance in Sydney University with actual graduation status "incomplete". During the entire overseas learning, my "situation" went unmanageably haywire, being utterly hijacked by convention-defying unrulily free-flying wild spirits and untamed unorthodox aggression for passions toward everything, pursuing for the sheer freedom of mind.....  After returning to China till now, the circumstances came to be undescribable using possibly available human languages and lexical resources, while I have been constantly undertaking and in quest for my " KeX Enterprises" (in nowadays corporate language environment, this continuously used alias with its inception since senior high school has been carried forward). Considering my whimsically inventive style of amusing and nearly "making anything for fun" mentality and mannerism, friends of mine see me as extremely funny and playful, awarding me Lively Laugh, Fun Nut, Cute Doll. With consistent self-galvanization and self-excitation, I have been uninterruptedly imbued with immense energy and vitality driven by full-on gusto, expanding my cognitive dimensions and furthering cognitive depth, aspiring for developing my envisioned supernational and supersectoral "pre-zero dimension singularity" conglomerate empire- ZCAE, that is ZXK Company Advanced Capability-China International Group Amalgamation Enterprises Unlimited Liability Entity (ZCAC-CIG-AE ULE; detailed corporate outreach will be briefed in follow-up ZB entries/articles). Through continuum strings of synergy and multiple forces' fused multiplication, I will unite with my friends, and the rest of Earthmen, to be Missioned for Accelerating the Future for the Entire Human Race and Rewriting the Architecture of the Universes. I, will finally, guide humanity proceeding into a brighter dawn, till eventually crack-piercing the "Dome", entering "Trans-Liminal Realms", Jump-Leaping over Multiverse and Multidimensionality ("No one has control over where Daddy goes!!!"), goose-stepping into New Horizon and enjoying the completely uncultivated Brave New World, ... with sheer rapture 


                                                                                             

                                                                          



                                                                                                                                         

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